The best you could loop for 10 hours as a productivity tool.
Playlist of 47 companies worth of hold music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE1InrZfsJQlCS7l0xi2avI_iXjjxEnAD
This is batshit insane, pardon the swearing. You can call the number: (858)-924-0180
But also this:
The Classic Cisco Hold, but funny:
My favorite:
Runner Up:
But the funniest and most talented, almost Bo Burnham level of quality writing and satire LOL:
And Amazon isn’t bad: