The best you could loop for 10 hours as a productivity tool.

Playlist of 47 companies worth of hold music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE1InrZfsJQlCS7l0xi2avI_iXjjxEnAD

 

This is batshit insane, pardon the swearing. You can call the number: (858)-924-0180

 

But also this:

The Classic Cisco Hold, but funny:

 

My favorite:

 

Runner Up:

 

But the funniest and most talented, almost Bo Burnham level of quality writing and satire LOL:

 

 

And Amazon isn’t bad:

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