Newsletter #0005 – The big reveal will be when we are all figments of each other’s imaginations.

“We can make Sandwiches”, or “Snapshots of a moment of human existence that isn’t about Lindsey Graham”. OH MAN I gotta say I am enjoying the Gaetz stuff. “HOW DARE I SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!?” Some (more…)

Newsletter #0003 – My newsletter is an NFT! You get to own Baffled Perculosis as part of it!

Sharlken Barkem Nargotam! Making up words is easy when you listen to drunken writers and comedians speak in tongues to do invocations against REALLY mean and sassy skeletons. Speaking of that fact, know (more…)

NEWSLETTER #0002 – I have a hard and fast personal rule that when the walls begin to bleed, I am out!

“It’s weird the people setting our national priorities have different priorities than the nation” LESS CLICKS Why do a newsletter? I calculated the amount of clicks this newsletter reduces, on (more…)

NEWSLETTER #0001 – 5th March 2021, or “The Universe doesn’t need us” and as the first newsletter… it’s sorta long.

At 44, just realized that the phrase “The Pot Calling the Kettle Black” is that the pot thinks the kettle is black because the black pot is reflecting off the kettle’s stainless steel surface. Also, It’s (more…)