Newsletter #0010 – Never Interfere With an Enemy While He’s in the Process of Destroying Himself

Bonaparte wasn’t wrong… Reminds me of that “Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All Doubt”, but I fear it’s too late for me. BUT… we’re in the double digits! 990 (more…)

Newsletter #0008 – My brain: The Newsletter is too long. Also my brain: EFF YOUR FEELINGS SNOWFLAKE YOU READ IT ALL. (You never unpacked the baffled perculosis?)

NO TIME? Watch the army/navy seal type guy getting on the boat, the Dr. Phil clip, and the kid from Ikea ranting (under comedy). INITIAL MOMENTARY THOUGHT MIND THING Can we have a conversation (more…)

NEWSLETTER #0007 – You thought I was going to make a James Bond joke, didn’t you? YOU DON’T GET TO HATE IT UNLESS YOU LOVE IT

I think I need to point out that I am amazed execution vans are a thing (below), but to make capitalists salivate at the efficiency of a communist program is just a weird thing, friends. Imma start (more…)

Newsletter #0006 – I am not good at newsletters and we’re not hiring editors

A.I. permeates this blog. The new Nirvana song is weird. It’s all weird. The vinyl stuff is pretty depressing. I want you to get into Marc Ribellet’s Sunday Brunch livestream DJ podcast weirdness. SO… (more…)

Newsletter #0003 – My newsletter is an NFT! You get to own Baffled Perculosis as part of it!

Sharlken Barkem Nargotam! Making up words is easy when you listen to drunken writers and comedians speak in tongues to do invocations against REALLY mean and sassy skeletons. Speaking of that fact, know (more…)