Newsletter #0008 – My brain: The Newsletter is too long. Also my brain: EFF YOUR FEELINGS SNOWFLAKE YOU READ IT ALL. (You never unpacked the baffled perculosis?)

NO TIME? Watch the army/navy seal type guy getting on the boat, the Dr. Phil clip, and the kid from Ikea ranting (under comedy). INITIAL MOMENTARY THOUGHT MIND THING Can we have a conversation (more…)

NEWSLETTER #0007 – You thought I was going to make a James Bond joke, didn’t you? YOU DON’T GET TO HATE IT UNLESS YOU LOVE IT

I think I need to point out that I am amazed execution vans are a thing (below), but to make capitalists salivate at the efficiency of a communist program is just a weird thing, friends. Imma start (more…)

Newsletter #0006 – I am not good at newsletters and we’re not hiring editors

A.I. permeates this blog. The new Nirvana song is weird. It’s all weird. The vinyl stuff is pretty depressing. I want you to get into Marc Ribellet’s Sunday Brunch livestream DJ podcast weirdness. SO… (more…)

Newsletter #0005 – The big reveal will be when we are all figments of each other’s imaginations.

“We can make Sandwiches”, or “Snapshots of a moment of human existence that isn’t about Lindsey Graham”. OH MAN I gotta say I am enjoying the Gaetz stuff. “HOW DARE I SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!?” Some (more…)

Newsletter #0003 – My newsletter is an NFT! You get to own Baffled Perculosis as part of it!

Sharlken Barkem Nargotam! Making up words is easy when you listen to drunken writers and comedians speak in tongues to do invocations against REALLY mean and sassy skeletons. Speaking of that fact, know (more…)

NEWSLETTER #0002 – I have a hard and fast personal rule that when the walls begin to bleed, I am out!

“It’s weird the people setting our national priorities have different priorities than the nation” LESS CLICKS Why do a newsletter? I calculated the amount of clicks this newsletter reduces, on (more…)

NEWSLETTER #0001 – 5th March 2021, or “The Universe doesn’t need us” and as the first newsletter… it’s sorta long.

At 44, just realized that the phrase “The Pot Calling the Kettle Black” is that the pot thinks the kettle is black because the black pot is reflecting off the kettle’s stainless steel surface. Also, It’s (more…)

YOU WILL GO TO THE MOON, or using Libration / Lagrangian Points for Lunar Orbit Colonisation

I just stumbled across this… this is so cool. But, it starts to get WAY cooler… My alma mater CU-Boulder designed plans and schematics for a space station: https://ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citations/19890010809/downloads/19890010809.pdf https://ntrs.nasa.gov/citations/19890010809 L1 (more…)

“Is there life in the universe” isn’t the same question as “have aliens visited us”, to the extent we should also stop using “UFO” to spontaneously assume “Alien Spacecraft”. COME ON PEOPLE!

Is there life out there? Infinite universe. Yup. Do they exist before us? Not likely, as it takes awhile to evolve. Maybe one go round. Have they not existed yet, and we’ll be long dead when (more…)