I thought I did the monster math on Smurfs, but someone else calculated their villages value. My estimation wasn’t far off at all! The idea Gargamel is up in the sky and can’t find that GIANT SMURF (more…)
Newsletter #0014 – Isn’t everything local, considering the size of the universe?
It’s true, you know. Man, we effed up so badly in about two generations, basically 100 years out of 20,000 years and now the irreversible we’re dead countdown is like 7 years if we don’t rapidly adapt? (more…)
NEWSLETTER #0013 – This space left intentionally blank.
You’ll need to check out the one-man-audience inside-a-truck burning man under music. I highly recommend it. Also, When something says “this space left intentionally blank” the space is no longer blank. (more…)
Newsletters in one place issue #1: My first 11 newsletters, all in one place, SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO!
Newsletter #0011 – Where we find out the dark web is the only place to find quality bat meat. https://unclefishbits.com/newsletter-0011-where-we-find-out-the-dark-web-is-the-only-place-to-find-quality-bat-meat/ CLICK (more…)
Newsletter #0010 – Never Interfere With an Enemy While He’s in the Process of Destroying Himself
Bonaparte wasn’t wrong… Reminds me of that “Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All Doubt”, but I fear it’s too late for me. BUT… we’re in the double digits! 990 (more…)
Newsletter #0008 – My brain: The Newsletter is too long. Also my brain: EFF YOUR FEELINGS SNOWFLAKE YOU READ IT ALL. (You never unpacked the baffled perculosis?)
NO TIME? Watch the army/navy seal type guy getting on the boat, the Dr. Phil clip, and the kid from Ikea ranting (under comedy). INITIAL MOMENTARY THOUGHT MIND THING Can we have a conversation (more…)
NEWSLETTER #0007 – You thought I was going to make a James Bond joke, didn’t you? YOU DON’T GET TO HATE IT UNLESS YOU LOVE IT
I think I need to point out that I am amazed execution vans are a thing (below), but to make capitalists salivate at the efficiency of a communist program is just a weird thing, friends. Imma start (more…)
Newsletter #0006 – I am not good at newsletters and we’re not hiring editors
A.I. permeates this blog. The new Nirvana song is weird. It’s all weird. The vinyl stuff is pretty depressing. I want you to get into Marc Ribellet’s Sunday Brunch livestream DJ podcast weirdness. SO… (more…)
Newsletter #0005 – The big reveal will be when we are all figments of each other’s imaginations.
“We can make Sandwiches”, or “Snapshots of a moment of human existence that isn’t about Lindsey Graham”. OH MAN I gotta say I am enjoying the Gaetz stuff. “HOW DARE I SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!?” Some (more…)