A friend from Q’s Restaurant in Boulder was a server when I was expiditing… and he was leaving to Jamaica to be a counselor at a retreat to help wayward youth, and he gave me the keys and title to a (more…)
Newsletters in one place issue #1: My first 11 newsletters, all in one place, SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO!
Newsletter #0011 – Where we find out the dark web is the only place to find quality bat meat. https://unclefishbits.com/newsletter-0011-where-we-find-out-the-dark-web-is-the-only-place-to-find-quality-bat-meat/ CLICK (more…)
Newsletter #0011 – Where we find out the dark web is the only place to find quality bat meat.
You guys know you’re supposed to skim this and find what is interesting to you, in your own… particular…. oeuvre? preference? Uhhh…. AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT… (more…)
Newsletter #0010 – Never Interfere With an Enemy While He’s in the Process of Destroying Himself
Bonaparte wasn’t wrong… Reminds me of that “Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All Doubt”, but I fear it’s too late for me. BUT… we’re in the double digits! 990 (more…)
NEWSLETTER #0009 – GODDAMNIT NOT ANOTHER DAMNED TAB. WE ALL GET RECREATIONAL NAME TAGS!
I’ve run into the limitations of optimism. But we’ve the democratization of humiliation. However, this sentence appears below, and it’s my favorite sentence in a long time: “Matthew Sweet is only relevant (more…)
RestoMods, or Restoration Modifications to older classic cars, is about to have a renaissance. Or is it?
TL;DR – Do you think restomod community will carry on as it has, or do you think the future is going to just blow up for these guys and classics? Main point: The Restomod community is going to kill it (more…)
Newsletter #0008 – My brain: The Newsletter is too long. Also my brain: EFF YOUR FEELINGS SNOWFLAKE YOU READ IT ALL. (You never unpacked the baffled perculosis?)
NO TIME? Watch the army/navy seal type guy getting on the boat, the Dr. Phil clip, and the kid from Ikea ranting (under comedy). INITIAL MOMENTARY THOUGHT MIND THING Can we have a conversation (more…)
NEWSLETTER #0007 – You thought I was going to make a James Bond joke, didn’t you? YOU DON’T GET TO HATE IT UNLESS YOU LOVE IT
I think I need to point out that I am amazed execution vans are a thing (below), but to make capitalists salivate at the efficiency of a communist program is just a weird thing, friends. Imma start (more…)
I think the Doors were the first punk band. But this isn’t about that. It’s about January Jansen, my friend and Jim Morrison’s best friend. We stop by and say hello to Jonas Cash and Iggy Pop as well.
The Doors (1965) were the first punk band. That was my thought. My friend was Jim Morrison’s best friend, and made all his leather! NO I MEAN REALLY. We’ll get to all that, and I’ll defer (more…)
E-Type to F-Type to other Types:
Enzo Ferrari said it was the most beautiful car ever made, it goes without saying. But did he see this Low Drag Coupe Racing E-Type? Cause that’s bonkers. I wonder how much this restomod cost to make (more…)