In honor of Easter – (This is nothing new) A zombie is a human/animal brought back to life by supernatural forces. Jesus was brought back to life by God’s intervention/miracle (unless he was healed & taken care of during that time – rejuvenated having not died – suggesting he had been brought back to life by God, or having his followers simply assume that and pass it around. Maybe he maintained that an unnamed, unseen, unprovable power gave him life anew!).
Ergo… Jesus is a Zombie.
Discuss?
Could you also explain why that last picture is so incredibly offensive?


