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ONCE AGAIN.. Fictional solutions to non fiction problems.

ever say never. hedge your bets. never make a claim, unless it is about something invisible. You cannot disprove a negative… “That floating tiger that is invisible is right over there.” How (more…)

Posted on 21 September, 200610 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits
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Protected: If you think you know me, but aren’t aware of any sort of wildly hedonistic, fulfilling, beautiful and illicit sexual history… stop reading RIGHT NOW. That would be for family and people with weak hearts.

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

Posted on 27 March, 200610 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits
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An artistic collective is chomping at the bits.

It might require that you are hot, and into group sex, but I will work out the disclosure and waiver forms later. Here you go. This is the first email in an arcane discourse that shall morph into a (more…)

Posted on 27 March, 200610 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits
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Juggling

It’s easy to juggle – dizzy. Is it talent? Or is it ego? Is it worth it? They are simply vacant – Adoring the takeover white, pale skin — the dull shimmer behind those vacuous (more…)

Posted on 8 December, 200510 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits
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It wasn’t just that someone meticulously wrapped sausages… it is the whole Xingolatian thing.

SO…onboard, I was a performance artist…. an “anti-consumption-zombie-that-still-liked-brains-but-ironically-was-swallowed-
and-devoured-by-a-loving-and-hug-giving-fuzzy-bear (ask me later).”

Posted on 23 November, 200510 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits
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Happy to watch the myspace bloodletting…

I am tired of being a relatively erudite (relatively) single male, that is constantly being portrayed as a predator or a dirty old man at 29, or simply associated with the negativity, falseness, and ubiquitous waste of time this is all seeming to become.

Posted on 21 November, 200510 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits
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Colloquially, perjoratively, men simply cannot say the word “DOUCHE”

Have a great night…
morning, day,
breathing time, and food eating moments….maybe some chewing.

enjoy cell replication and atrophy. Enjoy the process of living.

Hope you smile.

Posted on 6 November, 200510 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits
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Fictional Solutions to Non Fiction Problems

In lieu of intellectually elite meanderings, I will channel this groovy little 30’s vibe I found under the sofa, near the back north corner: So i says to Dotty, … “Dotty”, I says, what are you (more…)

Posted on 21 October, 200510 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits
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hippy zen like catharsis’ abound….

But, last night driving to meet her, I had a revelation: I
refuse to carry the neglected heartache and hurt, and grief, and
jealousy, and sadness…. I won’t do it. I have seen the sickness and
atrophy it breeds in others, and frankly, I am not that type of
person. Whatever ways we had reacted to the situation or treated each
other.. it is over

Posted on 11 October, 200510 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits
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Mellow gold

To strafe! Lurching the pen to & fro empty lines….. less meaning scrawled unintelligibly throughout – the pages. A madman’s soliloquoy A soft & staged rejection As it comes- prepared— — (more…)

Posted on 8 October, 200510 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits

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