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Sometimes a person is meant to be for someone else in love in help to mitigate the future But not always for themselves Whether they know or cannot. Her (more…)

Posted on 1 December, 200910 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits
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I got cable, and I watched some cable, and I got a thought…. HOARDERS.

Anyone watch this? I saw an older archived thread on Yelp where people just said, “ewww gross”. I get that sentiment, but I think it might be massively important, because it shows what happened in (more…)

Posted on 25 November, 200910 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits
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Banff Bear Needs A Beer, but this Barkeep won’t give that bear a beer in Banff. Here’s why.

Bear walks into a bar in Banff and says barkeep, “this bear here needs a beer in this bar in Banff”. The barkeep looks at the bear, know that’s a thirsy bear that wants a beer and says, “Sorry, we don’t (more…)

Posted on 18 November, 200910 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits
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Yelp vomit. I am not organizing this, nor am I reading through it. It is a mash of thoughts on user generated content sites.

I *JUST* figured it out. First… yelp is irreverent, goofy, meaningless fun to me as reviewer, lacking professional capacity. Which is too bad for yelp, because that means I don’t take it seriously – (more…)

Posted on 9 November, 200910 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits
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Atheism as faith is to Baffled as Perculosis

I really get bugged when people start talking about atheism as a belief system or faith. It’s like people don’t want to think deeply about a concept at all. Not all concepts… just this one. They are (more…)

Posted on 8 November, 200910 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits
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Ode to that damned Marshmallow

This isn’t a poem… it’s a love note from last year. —————- AN ODE TO THE DAMNED MARSHMALLOW The overriding presumption in my heart and my eyes and my head is that we will be together, from (more…)

Posted on 20 October, 200910 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits
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I missed my wine shipment while on honeymoon… my open letter to Esoterica at Bonny Doon –

2 weeks bobbing up and down in a warmer Pacific a bit south of here…. the Mexican fishing village hardly accepted UPS, nor did it actually find time to properly store wines so it was tequila for 2 weeks (more…)

Posted on 7 October, 200910 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits
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A Business Story – by Anonymous, in Sayulita, Nayarit, Mexico

Our friend, Cap Sparling, was kind enough to offer his house in Sayulita for our Honeymoon. This story was posted on the wall, and should be a simple tale of the meaning of life. There is no known attributed (more…)

Posted on 2 October, 200910 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits
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Scorpions really, truly, are faster than they told us.

Scorpios are unpredictable, like Italian food, and typically don’t like macho overtones. I made that up. If it applied to you, it’s the Forer effect. Look it up – it is basically why you are wrong about (more…)

Posted on 2 October, 200910 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits
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Squall, lightning on the water, foundering vessel, and 2am madness

I wrote this drunkenly… which I am apt to do down here. I am not editing the story for content, nor do I give a damn it’s not very well written. Think of it as a real life comic book adventure. What (more…)

Posted on 28 September, 200910 April, 2014 By Uncle Fishbits

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