I assume I will add to this, but noted there were few places that amalgamated famous journalistic and reporter gaffes, errors, slip ups, or…. straight up sly pilfering of FCC standards with hep slogans that are uber memetic. Dig on it people…. dig on THIS:
Ernie Anastos
*WHAT*? Yes he said it… and Ed Koch thinks it has a nice sound to it. No seriously… it sort of does. Even if you are drunken, redneck, retarded hillbilly… and even if it’s stupid, has no point, doesn’t really mean anything, and isn’t part of what’s normal…. don’t worry. You keep doing what you got to do, and you keep fucking that chicken.
Sue Simmons
I love this one…. because she was PISSED. What’s more, just a hairsbreadth from admitting she needed to go into counseling, and was going to rehab…. her apology rocked. Tail in between the legs, and totally ashamed. It works…. remember everyone. Do whatever you want, then just apologize, blame alcohol or drugs, and then go to rehab. It works for *EVERYTHING!* What’s more, live a sin filled ammoral life, and then recant on your deathbed and find Jesus. He won’t be hard to find… he’s the other figment of your imagination during death. The rest is your lymbic system and basi ganglia failing and distorting linear time. It’s okay, it happens to everyone.
Isiah Carey
I *heart* this gent…. seriously. You know it’s got to be a bad day… his pro friends, camerman, etc are laughing because it probably is pretty nasty. That being said, this sweet guy must have gotten such a bad rap from becoming naturally unhinged. I would hate to be on film during my better moments… holy cow.
Whatever the case, he is hilarious… it’s funny… and I laugh every time.
CHUCK STORM
I capitlized the name, and he might still be on here if he had *not* fiercely run into a pole. I mean… wow. All this stuff looks real, but as a skeptic I always wonder the situation and background. Whatever the case, this guy who probably always had the coolest name now has the biggest bruise. It probably left a mark… if not forever on his head, at least on his ego.
Mrs. Slocombe’s Nice Pussy
The UK likes it’s pussy. Reminds me of Mrs. Slocombe. So that’s her name. Name not related, frankly. Embarrassing, but funny. It looks to be a morning show, that is a bit light hearted. I do think the recording of her saying “nice pussy” over and over might be good for a dance remix.
JIM VANCE
You think it’s a one time thing? No way.
It’s simple. He laughs at funny stuff. That’s solid reporting. That’s FEEL GOOD reporting. Gonzo journalism? FEEL GOOD JOURNALISM.
Damnit, I love me some Vance. Hatin’ and dumb ideas. That’s gold.
In fact, I love me some reporters losing it live, and not recovering. It’s so great…
(it’s great to come out of break laughing, isn’t it?)
Hell it happens in every culture:
She’s adorable. And apparently she didn’t get in any trouble, which is nice. Her stern co-anchor was probably tripping out.
One of the best of all time is yet to come, frankly. But until then, I include others I mulled over because I can’t tell if their fake. Typically, if I have the slightest inkling, I assume it isn’t real. Verifiying things is difficult, and I would never hope to spread disinformation or pass something off as real to add to the disease of credulity. So some look real, some, I am not so sure of. What do you think – are bodily functions that funny whether real or not? Some might say “yes”.
Passing gas? Is it real?
It could be real. It’s hard to get that many TV’s behind you, but the sheer enthusiasm of the demonic croak as he projectile vomited a strange colored liquid… it’s gonna be here for you guys to debate. Cause it’s gotta be here.
Aaaaand… to “play us out”
BILL O’REILLY
This is unbelievably awesome, and I thought he was saving mankind while defending America, and curing babies and solving problem, but I found out he was simply hosting Inside Affair.
Wow. Dude. Relax. Still… awesome sauce. I’ve never seen that either Bill. You rock. Not in a good way, but in a “freak at the carnival”
FINALLY…….PLANES ARE NOT FUNNY
Let’s talk about journalism and airplanes for a second. Those bloopers are *not* funny, and are not something one might enjoy in a blog post like this. The first one is a close call, the second the guy gets full on hit, but lives. It’s still scary, and somewhat sobering if you have been laughing at the clips like I have. So why do I include them? I copied the embed code on one and found myself quietly debating whether to include it for, say, about 5 minutes. Literally. That is so dumb, and way too long. The stuff is funnier down below, but these two are interesting hell. Leave me alone.
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