Omega Mart is a surreal pop culture escape room style experience of complete mind bending madness. Brought to you by Meow Wolf.

 

 

From my newsletter, and what tipped me off to this insane paradise of weird:

 

 

But wow:

 

HAVE SOME COMMERCIALS:

What *IS* Omega Mart, with not Willie Nelson*.

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Employee Training:

 

Relatively long explanatory tour:

 

 

MUCH LONGER:

 

 

 

*BLUE JOKE, do not read past this line if raunchy humor concerns you:

 

 

 

 

 

What’s the worst part of giving Willie Nelson oral sex?
Hearing the words “I’m not Willie Nelson”