John Waters – if you are out there let us know.


My friend Monty drops this on me:

On Fri, Oct 8, 2010 at 11:57 AM, monty <XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx@gmail.com> wrote:

jesus, i wear the same size shoes as you.  how clownish of me.

question: how would i guesstimate the value of a kitchen knife signed by John Wayne Bobbitt?  it must be worth something to someone.  maybe John Waters would take it off my hands.


Of course, my response:

On Fri, Oct 8, 2010 at 1:04 PM, xxxxxxxx <xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

are you serious? story or no estimate.


And here is the gold:

date Fri, Oct 8, 2010 at 12:29 PM

subject Re: shock therapy machine, fedoras, buttons, weird shit

a friend of my parents (the same guy who introduced me to his friend Andre the Giant (i think i’ve mentioned that before)) had John Wayne Bobbitt as a guest at his ranch for awhile. it was apparently an ideal place for him to lay low outta the public eye.


oh yeah, i forgot what JWB wrote on the other side of the knife.

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