The man said two sentences to me. The first was in response to my question, “How much?” “$25” The second was what this story is about. A couple months ago at 4:43 AM (approximate time) I was (more…)
Revelations #1 by Gerald (I wish I had written this, but it exists nowhere online and we need it, it’s art – If you wrote & directed this animated short, please contact me)
Dear Gerald, Life is not life a box of chocolates. It’s a box of glamorous jewels. There’s tranquil topaz, torrid red rubies, green with jealousy jade and sexy black onyx. But your jewels are made (more…)
There’s a mouse in the kitchen or A note to my dear landlord.
Albeit we have been told since the Black Plague that mice are cute as buttons by almost every facet of media (especially endearing cartoons that reinforce the Disney empire), I am somewhat concerned (more…)
Not sure if lampooning, satire, or fun times is worthwhile?
Just thinking and riffing and pondering and what not…. As for Ryan Air… they not only wouldn’t care… I doubt they would find this anything but funny. This isn’t about a PR machine… Ryan Air’s (more…)
Something big
I am not sure if you should mess with anything at all. Seriously.. I keep wanting to say it’s performance art but it gets… the reception of poker…. It is raining hard, people. (more…)
I was in a gang. The memories.
Hell yeah. We had stickers that said “Military Packâ€, but our handshake was this really difficult thing that ended in two hands flapping like wings where the body was where the hands joined. (more…)